The Last Bimbo of the Apocalypse
book, music and lyrics by Michael Breslin
book, additional music and lyrics by Patrick Foley
vocal arrangements by Michael Breslin & Dan Schlosberg
music direction and orchestrations by Dan Schlosberg
choreographed by Jack Ferver
directed by and developed with Rory Pelsue
Alice Griffin Jewel Box Theatre at The Pershing Square Signature Center
May 27, 2025
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The Last Bimbo of the Apocalypse is inspired by a photo that ran on the cover of the November 29, 2006 issue of The New York Post. The headline blared “Bimbo Summit” over a picture of much-maligned party girls Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton driving away from an L.A. nightclub. The cover was accompanied by an article titled “3 Bimbos of the Apocalypse” and featured classy upskirt photos. It was the perfect distillation of early-2000s rabid paparazzi overreach and the vicious culture of gossip that pervaded the media then and still exists today.  It is here that the play poses the imaginary dramatic question – –